"If she didn’t have tits she wouldn’t even be attractive."
“Guys only like her cause of boobs.”
“Well if she didn’t walk around with her tits out all the time she might get the RIGHT kind of attention.”
And you wonder why I’m always so massively defensive and ready to jump on ignorant people in a goddamn heartbeat. These are actual quotes from an actual conversation that actually happened on my train home. It was 3 guys talking about someone that one of them was trying to have sex with at a party last night.
Idiots. Every single one. I wish I didn’t have to get off the train so I could’ve knocked them all out/knocked some fucking sense into them. Ever think that maybe girls don’t give a fuck what guys think, or don’t want to attract attention from any guys, or don’t care about being attractive to ignorant little shits at all?! Because I know very few girls who care even a smidgen about the opinion of men. I’m glad the girl didn’t go anywhere near any of them.
One of my very favourite Morticia moments.
You are the leaves at my feet. You are the hum of electric heat. I kept myself away, but I’m starting to like the pain.
I had no plans for my Friday night so I’ve spent it watching RuPaul again (obviously) and perfecting some overdramatic brows, I wish I was a drag queen so badly. I’ll settle for being a moody Morticia wannabe though.
Today when I was waiting for my train home I saw a couple with a dog so obviously I was staring at the cute wee puppy because it was a perfect angel. BUT IT GETS BETTER. The couple were waiting for a guy around my age and when he got through the barrier bit the wee dog screamed and went crazy crazy crazy and jumped all over him and oh my goodness I haven’t been that overjoyed in ages, I cried because it was so beautiful. Dogs are the best thing in the world with no exceptions.
A guy I know is being ultra suggestive and verging on inappropriate with me so obviously I’m doing the mature thing and being a complete dork about it and making everything awkward/weird as hell. It’s super obvious I’m the least interested person in the world in anything, I don’t know why people even bother trying.
Anonymous asked: There's DEFINITELY something going on with you and Grewar
Get a fucking life.
Grewar letting me make an account on his Netflix was the worst thing that’s ever happened to me. Over the space of 2 days I’ve watched almost a full 2 seasons of RuPauls Drag Race. Oops.